Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Parody Found on the Goatkeeper:

"Fantasy leagues are no longer restricted to football and baseball. Be among the first to start your own Chapel Fantasy League. Choose your players well, and you could be the next Fantasy Chapel Souper Bowl Champion.

Build your team around your Guest Speaker, add a Master's prof, a Leavell prof, and let your worship leader clean up house.
Who will the number one pick? Will it be the seminary president? Maybe the SBC president? Will you risk your season on the NAMB speaker, or will you break the bank on a heavy hitter like the LifeWay speaker?

Score points on lengths of sermon, style, spitting distance, attendance, volume level. Extra points if your speaker is done by 11:30.

League play is Tuesday through Thursday 11:00 am-12:00 pm. No changes to rosters after start of first chapel each week. Attendance at chapel is not required, but is encouraged. Pack a pew and help your team out!"

Ps. Everyone needs a little seminarian-humor!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

very cool, how'd you know about the goatkeeper?

Connector Blog said...

i think i saw it on your profile on myspace.... i'm always checking up on you, hahahahahaha :)